Anonymous asked: Permission to marry you?
As long as you solemnly swear to honor me with pizza.
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences
my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor
when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
THATS SO CUTE SEND HELP
nah I think we should really stop glorifying cigarettes
you sound boring.
yea nothing is more exciting than lung cancer yay cancer wow I love to have fun